So True

I got this forward today about You know you are a Californian if...... and I so many of these bullets are true.

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
- It's amazing how many BMW's, Corvettes and what not are in our parking garage. People can afford 60-70k for a car but can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
So true, the diversity is unbelievable here.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
I'd move this to numero uno. A free parking space will cause one to break out into pandemonium

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
Dam liberals

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.
Probably true in LA, not Silicon Valley. However, if you're into tech you'll see people like Kevin Rose from Digg or Steve Jobs hanging out

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH."


15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
haha kind of like the first snow in MN

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
trainers and cosmetic surgeons.

19. The Terminator is your Governor.
This would be weird if you're from any other state then MN.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're here illegally, they want to give you one.