Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The "Whizzinator"

The Vikings list of potential starters at the Running Back position just got shorter. The big O was caught with a device called the "Whizzinator". It's used to fake pee tests. Some people are never going to learn that maybe drugs aren't as important as making a couple million. Nothing new I guess. I thought the funny part of the whole thing is the name of the device. I looked online for the company that makes it and here's what they had on their web site. The WHIZZINATOR© is an easy to conceal, easy to use urinating device with a very realistic prosthetic penis. It has been extensively tested and proven to work under real-life conditions!

Unbelievable.

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