Do you complain about your wife? Read This

Another guest blogger today. This one ranks up there with some of the Jennie-O stories. It sounds a little unbelievable but you never know.

T-Jones writes -

Yesterday a co-worker, Mike, insisted on telling me this story of how his buddy has it so bad off. His wife is constantly degrading him and everything he does, he can never do enough, or do anything right to please her.

The story goes..... they had a broken casement window in the upstairs bedroom, because money was tight, they couldn't afford to fix it. Instead he sealed it shut and decided it wouldn't be opened again, until they could replace it. One warm spring day the wife decides it's too nice to keep the bedroom windows shut, so she opens the broken casement window, and it falls off the track. The only way to shut it is to from the outside. So the unfortunate husband comes home in the evening and is ordered to get out the ladder and seal the window shut, because it was getting too cold outside. The husband does as he is told and goes to work on the 2nd story window. In order to get at the window, the ladder was set on the rock bed next to the back door, causing it to be wobbly. The wife comes storming out of the house to tell him he's taking too long, and it's getting cold inside, in doing so she accidentally slams the door into the ladder, causing the already unstable ladder and husband to come crashing down onto the concrete sidewalk and rock bed. The end result, two broken arms, a severe concussion and fractured ribs.

As the Mike is going on about how unfair this is, he's poor buddy is all beat up and it's his wife's fault. She is the one who opened the broken window, she is the one who made him get on the ladder and fix it, she is the one who knocked the ladder over with the door. She should be the one with the broken arms, and concussion and fractured ribs......

In a moment of inspiration it came to me...
"Mike, this is Karmic Retribution!!!"
"What do you mean?"
"Think about it........for the next 6 weeks, she's the one who has to wipe his ass!"