Fart Fan

I'm back in FL after my Baltimore excursion. Besides the training sucking ass, everything else was good. The only complaint I have with the hotel was the lack of a fart fan. This was a fairly new hotel we stayed at and I just don't understand why a fart fan wasn't included. The last thing I want to do is smell a super digger 2 hours after the fact. Or worse yet, smell someone elses digger. Closing the door only makes the smell last longer. So this is a note I'd like to pass on to all hotel builders: Include a fart fan in your design.